Because everything isn’t hard enough already, you now must:

🔹 Sign up. Yes, you do have to.

🔹 Track industry hashtags like #MSWL and #PubTips, and a dozen more.

🔹 Follow and monitor dozens of industry accounts.

🔹 Participate in live pitching events like #PitMad and #RevPit.

🔹 Figure out which platform agents are even on since everyone left That One Site™.

Miss a pitch event?

Oops. Too bad. That was your shot. Until next year.

Around here in Hellscape 4, is when I thought, “In the year of our Lord, Two Thousand Twenty Four…

How has this not been solved already?